What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 03:17

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
After a few moments he returns.
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Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
{RING} {RING}
Sure no problem officer.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Why does a college girl cover her face with a scarf in Bangalore?
HELLO
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Why would Trump make conspiracy claims that Haitians are eating pets in Ohio?
Yes sir it is.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Why are some people afraid of monsters?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.